Anti Monkey Butt Powder

I saw this add last week and it CRACKED me up!! -- Am I the only one that didn't know about this? I meant to go to the store to check it out in person but I didn't get around to it.

HILARIOUS! What a funny gag gift this would make. -- Note, if I give you one, I didn't get it for $0.99 since the sale is over. Hahaha...

If I'm ever sad ...

... I just have to look at this picture! Totally hilarious; fall out of your seat, curl in a ball, tears rolling, tummy aching from laughing so hard hilarious!! Talk about light at the end of the tunnel !! Seriously the funniest picture I've ever seen! Thanks Chanel for finding this. I can't stop laughing !!!

Just for fun

When I was clearing out some clutter, I came across this (got this during nursing school) and thought you might get a kick out of it too.

THE LAYMAN’S GLOSSARY OF MEDICAL TERMS:

Artery -- study of paintings
Bacteria -- back door of a cafeteria
Barium -- when treatment fails
Congenital -- friendly
Dilate -- to live long
Enema -- not a friend
Fester -- quicker
Fibula -- small lie
G.I. series -- army baseball
Hangnail -- coat hook
Impotent -- distinguished; well known
Labor pain -- getting hurt at work
Medical staff -- doctor’s cane
Nitrate -- cheaper than the day rate
Outpatient -- person who has fainted
Pap smear -- fatherhood test
Pelvis -- cousin of Elvis
Postoperative -- mail carrier
Prostate -- flat on you back
Rectum -- dang near killed him!
Rheumatic -- amorous
Secretion -- hiding something
Seizure -- roman emperor
Terminal illness -- airport sickness
Tibia -- country in North Africa
Tumor -- more than one
Urine -- opposite of you’re out
Varicose -- nearby
Vein -- conceited

Eggcellent Idea

I finally took a look at David's fundraising booklet yesterday (being it due today!) and came across this item. I got such a kick out of it. I got my sister one. It's perfect for when she makes her awesome super yummy creamy leche flan. Get ready Chick, once this comes in you'll have to bake me a huge batch! I'm gaining weight just thinking about it!!

"An easy way to separate the yolk from the egg white! Simply break the egg into the cup and pour. Only the egg white comes out. Ceramic."

**Sidebar music: "Chicken Dance" by Blue Man Group