Ya had to be there

*David screaming from the bathroom, “Mommmm!”
I run to the bathroom to find David bathing in the tub and he said, “Look Mama, my toto (penis) is floating!”

*Grandma: “Your daddy is a party pooper.”
Sophia: “Daddy likes party but he’s not a pooper!”

*Me: “What is Mike?” (wanting to know his nationality)
David: “He’s a human being.”

*Me: “Sophia, do you want to help me cook?”
Sophia: “Yes, Mommy I want to help you cook. I’m a great cooker!”

*David: “Do you know what’s between a squid and a monkey?”
Me: “No.”
David: “A swangkey!”

*Sophia: “I’m scared of the bunny rabbits”
Dave: “Why?”
Sophia: “The bunny rabbits are going to go inside my house and take my toys!”

*Me: “Are you done, Sissy?”
Sophia: “I’m not Sissy, I’m Sophia!”

*Wiggling while I’m putting on her Pull-up … Me: “You’re gulu gulu.”
Sophia: “I’m not gulu gulu. Daddy said I’m a pretty girl.”

*One night, I got emotional watching Sophia and Steven as they slept. I was in silent tears with immense gratitude to Heavenly Father for them … and then, Steven farted!